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Clients Say

Real feedback quotes that made designers question their career choices. You are not alone.

Design

"Make the logo bigger... but also smaller."

Every Client Ever

Vague

"Can you make it pop more? Like... POP pop."

Marketing Director, 2am email

Classic

"I'll know what I want when I see it."

Client who saw 47 revisions

Pain

"My nephew knows Canva, can he help?"

CEO of a Fortune 500

Delusional

"Can we make it look more... Apple?"

Startup founder with $200 budget

Classic

"Love it! Just change everything."

Post-presentation feedback

WTF

"The website needs to feel more... Tuesday."

Creative Director

Tech

"Can you just Photoshop the website to look better?"

Client who thinks HTML is a disease

Oxymoron

"Make it sexy but professional. Like a business tuxedo."

Sales VP

Literal

"Can the hamburger menu be a pizza instead?"

Restaurant owner

Color Theory

"The blue isn't blue enough. Make it more... blueberry."

Brand Manager

Strategy

"We need it to go viral. Can you add a viral button?"

Marketing Intern

Physics

"Can you make it load before they click?"

Impatient stakeholder

Power Move

"The CEO's wife doesn't like green. Remove all green. From the internet."

Executive Assistant

Tech

"I printed the website and the links don't work."

Board Member

Ambitious

"Can we A/B test the entire website against a different website?"

Data-driven manager

Paradox

"The animation is great but can it be... stiller?"

UX committee

Delivery

"My feedback is in this 47-minute voicemail. Good luck!"

Client at the airport

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